What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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