I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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