Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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