about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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