I'm lost and stupid without you.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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