Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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