never play flip cup with pint glasses
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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