at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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