i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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