He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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