yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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