Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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