I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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