he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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