She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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