Pappa wants mamma naked
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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