i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He shit in the fireplace
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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