i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I think im going to throw up on grandma
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."