but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.