i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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