So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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