I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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