Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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