Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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