it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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