Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize