That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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