why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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