Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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