He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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