In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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