idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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