So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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