meet me or not, i'm out of control
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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