Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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