More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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