I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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