Buhtt sex?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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