Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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