dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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