mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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