How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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