I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
