This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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