Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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