How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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