Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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