Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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