areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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