Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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