its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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