And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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