Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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