We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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