so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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