is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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