Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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